were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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