ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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