Don't you send me to vm
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
