So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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