Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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