i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
try to milk me bitch
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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