office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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