There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
