Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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