DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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