found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's get the cat blown out
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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