After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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