Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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