Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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