then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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