hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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