Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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