He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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