i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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