I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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