My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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