They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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