marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Cold hands, warm shart.
You work out of a Hotel?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
