My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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