Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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