3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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