Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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