I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
as a side note pls kill me
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