can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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