question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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