small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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