that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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