I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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