Where did you get a picture of my penis
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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