so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
There's even glitter on my cock...
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