well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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