I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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