is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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