there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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