Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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