I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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