Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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