Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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