I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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