Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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