Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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