Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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