I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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