just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
