if i can run in heels then i can drive
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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