8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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