She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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