i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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