I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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