O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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