wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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